Blood Gulching

Dear Chairman,

spidrhuntr:

It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform you that this is a REALLY shitty idea. 

Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you’ve failed to kill time and time again, you’ve also found a way to piss off an entire planet!

Now, they may not have the best equipment and they might not be the best fighters, but as you’re aware, they’ve been fighting for a very long time. And now that they’re not fighting each other, they’re more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you.

So dear Chairman, to you and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say… bring it on mother fuckers! We’re not going anywhere.

From your friends,

The incredibly badass and sexually attractive,
Red and Blue Soldiers of Project Freelancer

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P.S.

Suck our balls.


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fruitegg:

vriska posts this image on her instagram and tags it with nicki minaj lyrics

tavros likes it in 0.0000045684 seconds 

kanaya sees it and sets an alarm on her phone to go off an hour after to remind her to like it in an aloof and delayed sort of fashion